Personal Narrative - Bad Things Happen to Bad People :: Personal Narratives

Bad Things Happen to Bad People How many times have you just finished washables your gondola car and, while you are driving down the highway all told you hear is PLOP followed by juicy, white feces splattered on your windshield. Or how furious does one get when a pile of leave off FooFoos dog crap that your neighbor neglected to pick up a mates of hours ago encompasses your shirt and Levis jeans, while mowing the front yard. I know that I get royally upset when I see bird bombs on my car after I just finished washing it a few hours ago, or when I step in a fresh pile of Miss FooFoos poo poo But who ever puts themselves in the animals point of view? Who ever thinks slightly the fact that we are paving over all the land and cutting down all the trees that provide oxygen for our lungs and homes for the aviators? Let me tell you what, if I was a bird, I would crap all over your glossy car Many times I have stopped and yelled at people who are driving in my car when they are ab out to throw things out of the window. I dont hate, because that is an extremely powerful word, but I do despise the fact that people dont have a problem with throwing their garbage wherever they please. Just because you finished eating your triple quarter-pounder with cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, pickles and extra mayonnaise thirty seconds ago from whatever coronary artery disease causing grease pit, doesnt mean you can take your filthy napkin and paper bag and toss it out the window like your lavatory Elway It seems like the majority of humankind either does not care or does not realize that the trash is either going to sit there on the side of the road or is going to be picked up by some nature nurturing chump like myself. It is absolutely horrible that people group the land with Styrofoam cups, plastic glasses, and beer bottles that would take centuries to degrade. Mothers and fathers are forever talking about how they want their children to have it better than they did, and how they want to give their children everything within their power. But nonetheless these ignorant individuals continuously dispose of their trash wherever and whenever they want. By the time my children are of age to realize how absolutely disgusting the world is where mankind has fit(p) his disease ridden feet upon the soil, it will be too late.